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Camera 2

Posted by Mummy Dearest on Feb-18-2011

I have this really nice camera, it is hanging around my neck at this moment.  I will admit, I am very bad with hardware. I have a 200 page booklet telling me what to do. It has a lot of foot notes. I do not like foot notes.

All that I want to do is set the resolution for any stupid photo I might ever take. I like a lot of pixels. I know, they do not work online, there is a limit to pixels online. But I cannot find it in this *booklet*. This is a very expensive camera, the booklet ( does 200 pages count as a booklet ?) is not telling me shit.

Yes, yes, I am frustrated. Shit happens and I never baked enough cookies.  I want to know to use this camera., My eyes twist seeing what this sucker could see. I see it all of the time, but I cannot capture it.

I cannot figure out how to use this baby.

The answer is- of course, go out and take a picture.

The Camera

Posted by Mummy Dearest on Feb-18-2011

I got this big butt camera for Christmas. I could run downstairs and get it, check it out, but it is some sortof Cannon, like a 500D. It really is exactly what I wanted but was afraid to ask for.

Some how, Baby knew exactly what I wanted. I suppose we tooled around  together on the Internet, and I must have said, wooh !, gosh, jeepers, would I love that camera.  Baby loves cameras,  she remembered exactly what I wanted.  Put me against a post and I could not remember what I wanted. But she did.

Baby got me this big butt camera that I am afraid to use. I think that it weighs about 4 pounds : rule ( this is my job-) always have that strap around your neck. I have told told her , quite frankly, that I am afraid of this camera.

Baby is teaching me how to use it. She is very good with hardware. I have to zoom up the pixels (Raw does not frighten me).  This is not fake zoom, it is real. This is a real camera. We play with it. I know all about light, but, push comes to shove, I am afraid of this camera, and I know that I can take good photos. I want to do this and she knows it.

Imagine, an 11 year old child taking her mother’s hand and teaching her how to use a camera. But she is so very good with cameras and making, oh dear, I grow even older, movies.

She has made a number of movies, they are Sims things. I have seen them. They are good. They are on YouTube  ( I spelled that wrong, and no, no link). She knows how to make a story flow. It works. This child loves cameras and filming. And she is good at it.

I can take a photo, and I am good at it, but not like her. I can tell her about light and backgrounds and colors ( she needs photoshop), but she simply flicks a photo and it is beautiful.

This is good, but not really.Should I cultivate her talent, or encourage her to learn  how to file nails ? This is the course that she is on now. She is out of the loop.

I know this.

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Sibyl

Posted by Mummy Dearest on Feb-11-2011

I am lost. I want that woman who was cursed with the gift of prophecy.  But, rather like a song which simply will not go away ( I have Janis Ian- of all people- in my mind right now) I have Pandora stuck in my mind, and I know that I am not looking for Pandora.

We are going to have one horrible weekend.

Oh gosh, it is Cassandra ! But we are still going to have a weekend from hell. And there is no way to prevent this. None. At.All. And that is why Cassandra is so very apt.

And there is absolutely nothing that I can do to prevent this. My voice is not heard.